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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 May 1985 (31 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 328
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jsears077 : I'm John. I like meeting new people. I'm either working, working out, or playing sports. Message me if you want to know more.

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Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

by Lola / 07/23/2012 at 12:31am / Animals

Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML

by butterball / 07/18/2012 at 10:41am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Work

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

by Stolemylady / 06/04/2012 at 3:05am / Australia / Love

Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML

by ShitFaced / 03/01/2012 at 6:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I'm forced to eat half a package of saltine crackers in my room for dinner. I can't go downstairs to the kitchen because my two roommates are going at it on our kitchen table. FML

by robzzz / 02/16/2012 at 2:13am / Canada / Intimacy

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

by SMCHR / 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm / Ireland / Animals

Today, I got a ticket for having my brights on. The street was pitch black and it was 1:30 in the morning. FML

by ticket / 10/06/2009 at 11:44am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Transportation