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About jsears077 : I'm John. I like meeting new people. I'm either working, working out, or playing sports. Message me if you want to know more.
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Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML
Friday 22 May 2015