About jsears077 : I'm John. I like meeting new people. I'm either working, working out, or playing sports. Message me if you want to know more.
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Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML
by butterball / 07/18/2012 at 10:41am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Work
by Stolemylady / 06/04/2012 at 3:05am / Australia / Love
by ShitFaced / 03/01/2012 at 6:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by robzzz / 02/16/2012 at 2:13am / Canada / Intimacy
by SMCHR / 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm / Ireland / Animals
by ticket / 10/06/2009 at 11:44am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Transportation
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