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  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

#3254274
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I agree, your life sucks (40506) - you deserved it (10205)

On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

#3254274
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40506) - you deserved it (10205)

On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

#3254274
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40506) - you deserved it (10205)

On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

#3254274
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40506) - you deserved it (10205)

On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53254) - you deserved it (2727)

On 06/26/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Chedder (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38925) - you deserved it (3239)

On 04/25/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by GreenMonstR (man) - United States (California)



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