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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I dressed up, went over to mah boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman.

#7239048
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28983) - you deserved it (10472)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Yesterday , I Had To Look Up How To Eat A Mango On The Internet . FML

#7021786
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8327) - you deserved it (33389)

On 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by mylifeissad (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when looool yur boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking yur jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

#6971374
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30907) - you deserved it (7115)

On 12/27/2009 at 9:19am - love - by porkythighs (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when looool yur boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking yur jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

#6971374
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On 12/27/2009 at 9:19am - love - by porkythighs (woman) - Singapore

yesterday I was told by 'Seventeen to add liquid highlighter to mah foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

#6955134
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On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my moter confronted me about my brd's masturbation problem. We spent Cristmas Eve Googling "brd masturbating" an watcing videos to see if tat was actually wat my brd was doing. At least e's aving a good Cristmas. FML

#6933145
58 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 1:25am - animals - by suuuuuupucci (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto mah desk. My phone rang so I answered mah coffee, spilling it all over mah face an body. FML

#6902851
76 comments

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On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking bered, whispering: “He looks lyk Jesus.” FML

#6842444
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On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at er work . Se wore a plain wite sweater wit a picture of my face printed on it . Se cummed ome wit first prize . FML

#6811696
61 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at er work . Se wore a plain wite sweater wit a picture of my face printed on it . Se cummed ome wit first prize . FML

#6811696
61 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at er work . Se wore a plain wite sweater wit a picture of my face printed on it . Se cummed ome wit first prize . FML

#6811696
61 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at er work . Se wore a plain wite sweater wit a picture of my face printed on it . Se cummed ome wit first prize . FML

#6811696
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On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, ( There r many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions? ) I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, ( How does cold turkey help? ) And then I realized. FML

#6683898
96 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye fir details.", and I have been sending it out fir the past few weeks . No wonder I haven't gotten any replies . real FML

#6299927
81 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I Told Mah Boyfriend How Happy I Was With Him. He Responded By Pulling Down His Pants And Slapping His Ass. I Have No Idea Wat That Was Supposed To Mean. Fat FML

#6268851
143 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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