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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 September 1990 (24 years)
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Today, my new neighbor moved in. Because she was fairly young, I offered to mow her grass whenever it needed cut. Her dad then tried to start a fight with me because he thought it was sexual come-on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38318) - you deserved it (6441)

On 05/14/2013 at 7:52pm - misc - by Brenden - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw a quarter in my poop. My friends say I do stupid things when I get drunk. Apparently, eating change is one of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8503) - you deserved it (32186)

On 12/13/2011 at 1:32am - health - by photomark - United States



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