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Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

#14197688
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5908) - you deserved it (36508)

On 12/14/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by driver26 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

#13738415
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26427) - you deserved it (9018)

On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML

#13219092
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20867) - you deserved it (12596)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML

#13219092
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20867) - you deserved it (12596)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (124558) - you deserved it (12077)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21313) - you deserved it (2444)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28776) - you deserved it (23819)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86888) - you deserved it (4963)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

#6435507
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12964) - you deserved it (50379)

On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

#5811871
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8771) - you deserved it (106590)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML

#668061
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45614) - you deserved it (26982)

On 03/28/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by thathurt (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response: "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

#15560
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30153) - you deserved it (3692)

On 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm - misc - by mer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60552) - you deserved it (4952)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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