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jpallan

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jpallan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 September 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2210
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jpallan : My life has yet to be thoroughly f'ed, but then again, I probably just jinxed myself.

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jpallan's favorite FMLs

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92341) - you deserved it (27553)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
552 comments

I agree, your life sucks (523952) - you deserved it (35359)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74211) - you deserved it (763816)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1205147) - you deserved it (127177)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
784 comments

I agree, your life sucks (805990) - you deserved it (83702)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (171460) - you deserved it (49541)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)



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