About jpallan : My life has yet to be thoroughly f'ed, but then again, I probably just jinxed myself.
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jpallan's favorite FMLs
by aviators / 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
by thankskimi / 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by alhummel21 / 02/12/2009 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Love
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love