About joy_nash : I think Aqua Teen Hunger Force and family guy are hilarious! I also like video-gaming, and I cry at the end of Dragonheart. That's all i want to say lol.
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Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 9:20am - love - by worried (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)
Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full time job at one work place would be too 'depressing'. I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 9:48am - work - by Lauren - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)
Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)
Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States
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