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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 March 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1534
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About joy_nash : I think Aqua Teen Hunger Force and family guy are hilarious! I also like video-gaming, and I cry at the end of Dragonheart. That's all i want to say lol.

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Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

#17958014
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30970) - you deserved it (5322)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:32am - love - by poopooppachuu - United States (California)

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

#17952453
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22949) - you deserved it (3097)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

#17950991
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33331) - you deserved it (3158)

On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML

#17950170
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28757) - you deserved it (2602)

On 10/10/2011 at 4:29am - health - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

#17949951
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28265) - you deserved it (3090)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:16am - love - by thatgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

#17940122
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10916) - you deserved it (35328)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Emily S - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

#17934775
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9606) - you deserved it (37267)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML

#17933094
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29300) - you deserved it (2435)

On 10/08/2011 at 2:48am - health - by ohgawd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

#17930849
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23960) - you deserved it (2964)

On 10/07/2011 at 9:23pm - work - by Lucas79 - Australia

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16502) - you deserved it (50954)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25617) - you deserved it (7788)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19897) - you deserved it (43656)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

#17780989
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26278) - you deserved it (9692)

On 09/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by stuck (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

#17757259
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24291) - you deserved it (2638)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States



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