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josiemijn

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josiemijn

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 281
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About josiemijn : Hi there! I don't normally get a lot of visitors, so it's nice to see ya!

I like watching Netflix and being outdoors, going for a run, taking a bike ride, playing with my seven sheep and my cat or just lying in the sun.
And of course, reading other people's FML's :)

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Visits<b>boboates</b> - yesterday at 12:18am<b>dk1991</b> - yesterday at 9:06am<b>papashaan</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 12:22pm<b>christian1509</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 2:14am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 5:12pm<b>brkopplin</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:45pm<b>_parth</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 8:00pm<b>QualityChrisTime</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 5:54pm<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 3:08pm<b>JavitheWrestler</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 8:44am<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 8:42am<b>bunkiii</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 9:30am<b>subhaan786</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 7:55am<b>Ilikeguitar</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:57pm<b>LilyLi</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 7:24pm<b>Warriorflex</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 5:44pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 1:23pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 10:42am

Fucked!<b>papashaan</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:22pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:12pm<b>brkopplin</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 4:45am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 7:27pm<b>Warriorflex</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 11:39pm<b>boboates</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:46am<b>c_wyld</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:40am<b>boostedc</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 2:33pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 7:10am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 6:05am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 12:13pm<b>DARKDAY07</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 2:30am<b>Kerix_FML</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 8:07pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 3:53am<b>urdirtyolduncle</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 11:01pm<b>mattlikesfunions</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 11:23am<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 2:06am

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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josiemijn's favorite FMLs

Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26489) - you deserved it (6270)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:18pm - animals - by TaddM21 (man) - United States (Ohio)



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