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josiemijn
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About josiemijn : Hi there! I don't normally get a lot of visitors, so it's nice to see you!

I like watching Netflix and being outdoors, going for a run, taking a bike ride, playing with my seven sheep and my cat or just lying in the sun.
And of course, reading other people's FML's :)

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Fucked!<b>arano</b> - yesterday at 12:58pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 11:23pm<b>FireDemon_101</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:48am<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:03am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:23am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:47pm<b>razoray9</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 8:45am<b>Lars93</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 10:12pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 10:28pm<b>Dom_Olivares</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:59am<b>hallootjes</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 5:46pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:22pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:12pm<b>brkopplin</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 4:45am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 7:27pm<b>Warriorflex</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 11:39pm<b>boboates</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:46am<b>c_wyld</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:40am

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Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26551) - you deserved it (6274)

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