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joshuaUNWRITTEN

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 July 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 679
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About joshuaUNWRITTEN : Loving Plan B These Days.. Am I The Only One That Thinks Plan B is Better than Eminem??Love every type of Dancing.. From Waltz to Hip-Hop, Not sure if my mental Health Is OK :( , A ppl Person! Obsessed with Mortal Kombat, Who says Mileena aint a Good ass Character?

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joshuaUNWRITTEN's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

by Me / 03/07/2012 at 1:24pm / United States / Work

Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML

by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 9:56am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and his bandmates were doing a live interview for a web show. Drunk off his ass, my boyfriend starts telling the internet how his ex-girlfriend is his biggest inspiration. I was standing right next to him. FML

by Btwigster / 07/18/2011 at 9:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

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Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

by hatelife / 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML

by crazydog / 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm / United Kingdom / Animals

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

by gabxoxo03 / 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

by ouchmyeye / 06/10/2011 at 12:59am / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids