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About joshuaUNWRITTEN : Loving Plan B These Days.. Am I The Only One That Thinks Plan B is Better than Eminem??Love every type of Dancing.. From Waltz to Hip-Hop, Not sure if my mental Health Is OK :( , A ppl Person! Obsessed with Mortal Kombat, Who says Mileena aint a Good ass Character?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and his bandmates were doing a live interview for a web show. Drunk off his ass, my boyfriend starts telling the internet how his ex-girlfriend is his biggest inspiration. I was standing right next to him. FML
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML