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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 621
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About joshuaUNWRITTEN : Loving Plan B These Days.. Am I The Only One That Thinks Plan B is Better than Eminem??Love every type of Dancing.. From Waltz to Hip-Hop, Not sure if my mental Health Is OK :( , A ppl Person! Obsessed with Mortal Kombat, Who says Mileena aint a Good ass Character?

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Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML


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On 03/07/2012 at 1:24pm - work - by Me - United States

Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML


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On 09/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his bandmates were doing a live interview for a web show. Drunk off his ass, my boyfriend starts telling the internet how his ex-girlfriend is his biggest inspiration. I was standing right next to him. FML

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML


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On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML


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On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML


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On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML


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On 06/10/2011 at 12:59am - love - by ouchmyeye (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML


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On 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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