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joshrp
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 104
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55698) - you deserved it (11513)

On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (183645) - you deserved it (27542)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)



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