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About joshijosh : in college.
Loves swimming, surfing and snowboarding.
Plays raquetball, golf, tennis, volleyball, and soccer for fun.
Cares more about college football than pro football.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Friday 2 October 2015