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joshijosh
  • Town/Country : Oklahoma , US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About joshijosh : in college.
Loves swimming, surfing and snowboarding.
Plays raquetball, golf, tennis, volleyball, and soccer for fun.
Cares more about college football than pro football.

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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24604) - you deserved it (5453)

On 01/04/2011 at 2:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML

#14461998
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I agree, your life sucks (27126) - you deserved it (3910)

On 01/04/2011 at 10:47am - health - by clumsy -

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39702) - you deserved it (4786)

On 08/06/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by ditched?? - United States



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