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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 January 1998 (16 years)
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Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37016) - you deserved it (12414)

On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32778) - you deserved it (2222)

On 06/25/2012 at 10:55pm - money - by stolen-car - United States (South Carolina)

Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26676) - you deserved it (3123)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:20am - misc - by peanutface - Canada



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