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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36225) - you deserved it (2885)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

#8624928 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (14538) - you deserved it (12201)

On 02/24/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by pickit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was 2, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

#7835158 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (21379) - you deserved it (1654)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:03am - animals - by Brittany (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my godmother informed me that the rule of thumb my ex had used for our relationship during a year of cohabitation was taken directly from a Cesar Millan book on "How to train dogs." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12599) - you deserved it (1881)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:17am - love - by housebroken (woman) - United States (Florida)