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josh9792

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 150
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About josh9792 : My picture is of what hope to be my future with women but I don't even know if I can do it.

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Today, while sitting on my front porch, my cat came up beside me. I started idly stroking her, only to turn and realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45476) - you deserved it (8484)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm - animals - by and god shat (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58157) - you deserved it (5090)

On 08/07/2013 at 12:34pm - misc - by shampoomice (woman) - United States (Texas)



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