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josh9792
  • Town/Country : Tottenham, Ontario
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 45
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About josh9792 : My picture is of what hope to be my future with women but I don't even know if I can do it.

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Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54307) - you deserved it (4727)

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