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About josh9792 : My picture is of what hope to be my future with women but I don't even know if I can do it.
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Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML
Friday 18 July 2014