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josephmendesgigg
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, Nevada , U.S.A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 372
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (479761) - you deserved it (24381)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (482884) - you deserved it (43336)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (222212) - you deserved it (37756)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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