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About jords99 : Let's get naked -Patrick star




If you have steam feel free to add me just search Miller :3.

I may be young but im mature :D
Also I don't give a shit about grammar.

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Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43595) - you deserved it (2783)

On 12/29/2012 at 10:50am - love - by awkward. (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward 2 hours of my life. FML

#20148134
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I agree, your life sucks (32218) - you deserved it (3863)

On 11/04/2012 at 10:26pm - love - by Tj Hunt - United States

Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML

#20130942
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39061) - you deserved it (2021)

On 10/24/2012 at 5:21am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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