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jordonisawesome
  • Town/Country : Valdosta, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 October 1991 (21 years)
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Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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