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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 413
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23231) - you deserved it (4879)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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