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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 530
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jordiecakes : i'm jordan.

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Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML


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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, a friend from work threw a party. We each had to dress up as a deceased celebrity. I thought it'd be a perfect time to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. When I arrived to the party, my boss said, "But... Rosie O'Donnell isn't dead." FML


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On 08/02/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by theonlychildd1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on my way home from a friends house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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