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Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phone at the table rule" and took my phone away until I can learn "proper table manners." FML
by grounded / 12/18/2011 at 4:59am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 2:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Username / 12/15/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
by scribbles1475 / 12/15/2011 at 12:00am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Shelly / 12/14/2011 at 12:18am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML
by neednewdeoderant / 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2011 at 8:57am / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Miscellaneous
by photomark / 12/13/2011 at 1:32am / United States / Health
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
by Embarrassed / 12/12/2011 at 8:45am / Germany (Bayern) / Love
by lucas / 12/12/2011 at 1:38am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by Joe / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by O__o / 12/09/2011 at 1:43am / United States / Transportation
by journey_Jeanne / 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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