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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 August 1955 (59 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4245
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18901) - you deserved it (37300)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

#18896418
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30361) - you deserved it (3894)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

#18895827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11679) - you deserved it (24251)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by Dani - Australia

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

#18894125
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27519) - you deserved it (2105)

On 01/23/2012 at 9:47pm - work - by moe472 (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML

#18872810
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38934) - you deserved it (4644)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML

#18853779
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24882) - you deserved it (7752)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:19pm - health - by ohforcheese - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

#18850090
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32919) - you deserved it (3562)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40490) - you deserved it (6355)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

#18843385
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28121) - you deserved it (2859)

On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada

Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML

#18842553
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18544) - you deserved it (5966)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:15am - work - by Lyn (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

#18840950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32800) - you deserved it (9288)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

#18824245
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35209) - you deserved it (10886)

On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

#18793525
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30372) - you deserved it (4206)

On 01/13/2012 at 5:47am - intimacy - by doctorsandnurses (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12858) - you deserved it (46815)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21932) - you deserved it (36111)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)



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