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  • Number of visits : 3902
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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jordi55's favorite FMLs

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36536) - you deserved it (3545)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML

#18967284
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19403) - you deserved it (2360)

On 02/01/2012 at 7:21am - misc - by JohhnyKeroscene - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

#18954605
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23490) - you deserved it (9194)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23218) - you deserved it (9964)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

#18940266
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24918) - you deserved it (2024)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by hopeless cluts (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38573) - you deserved it (2971)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13293) - you deserved it (35354)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27356) - you deserved it (3809)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

#18907383
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37975) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML

#18904031
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12018) - you deserved it (32651)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:00am - intimacy - by talkingtoaretard (man) - United States (California)

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18319) - you deserved it (36391)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

#18896418
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30317) - you deserved it (3890)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

#18895827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11603) - you deserved it (24136)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by Dani - Australia

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

#18894125
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27467) - you deserved it (2105)

On 01/23/2012 at 9:47pm - work - by moe472 (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML

#18872810
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37584) - you deserved it (4536)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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