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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
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Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
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Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)
Today, I met up with my dad after having worked abroad for the past six months. Apparently, during that time he's had a mid-life crisis or been snorting a few too many turds, because he's now some sort of hippie calling himself "Memnoch of Pleiades". FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland
Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 7:21am - misc - by JohhnyKeroscene - United States
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by hopeless cluts (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States
Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 12:00am - intimacy - by talkingtoaretard (man) - United States (California)
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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