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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 March 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 286
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jordanlr1234 : Suuuuup :) names Jordan, love skateboarding, photography, chillin :), and hardcore rock and metal music :D. Hit me up a message if ya wanttt! Peace x

Also check out my page www.flickr.com/photos/jordanlaroche :D

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Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

#17801951
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8810) - you deserved it (47715)

On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

#17644028
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28468) - you deserved it (3756)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm - love - by Harry Dare - United Kingdom (Walsall)

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
148 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46514) - you deserved it (4852)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

#17395246
132 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

#17379183
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22871) - you deserved it (2814)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

#17367544
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8581) - you deserved it (112176)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9729) - you deserved it (72145)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
294 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53107) - you deserved it (3267)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

#17340796
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23369) - you deserved it (8717)

On 08/02/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

#17337129
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32694) - you deserved it (2817)

On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

#17333376
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35413) - you deserved it (8988)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my kids decided putting laxatives in my coffee would loosen me up and calm my nerves. I have a 3 hour long meeting soon. FML

#17333290
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29352) - you deserved it (3018)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:05pm - kids - by burn - United States (Florida)



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