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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 588
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About joqez : Hey there
I'm a guy >_<
I'm dutch
My picture is obviously not a photo of me, but it looks pretty much like me =D
I'm here for the funny stories people write
I'm not a gigantic grammar nazi, I'm just diagnosed with the terrible illness of text-speech-alergy
I love emocore music
I am gay, hope that isn't to big of a problem for you xD
Uhmm, I guess that was about it, you know what they say: "PM me for more and maybe I'll PM back. "Possibly. When I found out how PMing works. Eventually.

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