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jonnyblackless
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 March 1997 (17 years)
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Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

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On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

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On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States



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