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jonnyblackless
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 March 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jonnyblackless : Im white and pasty T_T

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Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23856) - you deserved it (8391)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

#15907460
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15868) - you deserved it (41370)

On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

#15907460
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15868) - you deserved it (41370)

On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27038) - you deserved it (7544)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27391) - you deserved it (18380)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States



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