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About jondmon91 : Everything's bout' me.

Yoo I'm Jon I've been using the FML app for about 4 yrs. I guess you can call me a lurk since I'm barely making a profile now it's just I've never cared enough to make a profile. I use FML for the sarcasm and comedy I also come here to see how booty tickled to some of you get over the pettiest shit. Reading people's FMLs and comments help make my day. I probably won't use this much but today I said fuck it and decided to sign up. Message meeeeeh:)

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