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About jonathan_kraft : I play football, surf, skate and love my truck. Just chill out and enjoy the little things :)
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Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
Friday 26 September 2014