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jonathan_kraft
  • Town/Country : norfolk, VA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 March 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 107
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jonathan_kraft : I play football, surf, skate and love my truck. Just chill out and enjoy the little things :)

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Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

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