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jonathan_kraft

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jonathan_kraft

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jonathan_kraft : I play football, surf, skate and love my truck. Just chill out and enjoy the little things :)

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jonathan_kraft's favorite FMLs

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

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83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48292) - you deserved it (3554)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51411) - you deserved it (8435)

On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)



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