About jomo111 : Im straight (people call me homo hence the name) and I play lacrosse by San Fransisco. My favorite shows are southpark and 30Rock, and I like any music from scremo to dubstep except most pop like JB and Rihanna and usher and all that trash. (i also use the FML app so don't think Im stalking you when I accidentally click on your account. And don't message cause I won't reply) PSN:jomo111 mw3 and bf3
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by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Username / 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by j1hill33 / 07/14/2011 at 1:09am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by 30Jenna / 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML
by ohno / 07/13/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
by ManInPain / 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by illenram06 / 07/11/2011 at 11:37am / Philippines (Roxas) / Love
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2011 at 11:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 4:52am / India (Karnataka) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm / Slovakia (Bratislava) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working as a carhop at Sonic, my roller skates ran over some gravel and I fell, causing me to drop a tray of food. I found out later that one of the customers had deliberately done that to see if I would trip. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 1:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my bestfriends elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
by ~Mr.Void / 10/08/2010 at 11:12pm / United States (South Carolina) / Health
by ifpigsflew / 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…