About jomo111 : Im straight (people call me homo hence the name) and I play lacrosse by San Fransisco. My favorite shows are southpark and 30Rock, and I like any music from scremo to dubstep except most pop like JB and Rihanna and usher and all that trash. (i also use the FML app so don't think Im stalking you when I accidentally click on your account. And don't message cause I won't reply) PSN:jomo111 mw3 and bf3
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by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by sharpie2792 / 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by deadhamster / 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm / United States / Animals
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
by coleslaw / 02/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 10:01am / United States / Intimacy
by dammit / 02/01/2012 at 3:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by sickandtiredofit / 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 5:39am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 01/20/2012 at 6:33pm / France / Miscellaneous
by too slow / 01/18/2012 at 12:09am / United States / Love
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
by VerbalDiarrhea / 01/08/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation