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jolleyrancherz
  • Town/Country : brooklyn, new york, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 August 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 356
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jolleyrancherz : i can have fun but i dont get wy it turns into tradegy

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Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49272) - you deserved it (4817)

On 10/27/2009 at 9:27am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

#2428184 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (33255) - you deserved it (9715)

On 05/30/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by yumx24 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

#2406787 (297)

I agree, your life sucks (16332) - you deserved it (33703)

On 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by LALALALA (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

#2401782 (275)

I agree, your life sucks (51580) - you deserved it (9725)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by FMLFMLFMLFML (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a top with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML

#2396046 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (37606) - you deserved it (9354)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:44am - misc - by suckerrrrr (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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