About jolie21 : I'm always smiling, and I'm currently studying for my masters in astrophysics.Thats just about it.
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jolie21's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by NotSoAnon / 08/13/2011 at 11:31am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm / United States / Kids
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
by Sam / 06/24/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by julia / 06/11/2011 at 7:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
by nocakeforyou! / 03/15/2011 at 9:11am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML
by Damn.... / 01/28/2011 at 2:26pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by ilik3catz / 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
by Anonymous / 10/12/2010 at 11:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
by seriously / 10/02/2010 at 4:31pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm / United States / Love
by hatestomove / 05/26/2010 at 10:21am / United States (Texas) / Health
- Today, my boyfriend text me "3 more days". Confused I text back "what?" which he replied "untill I… Today my dog left a present for me at the top of the stairs. I didn't turn on the lights when I was… Today, I forgot about my Google search of 'vagina' to find out what it means in other languages as…
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…