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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 January 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1288
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jolie21 : I'm always smiling, and I'm currently studying for my masters in astrophysics.Thats just about it.

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jolie21's favorite FMLs

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41937) - you deserved it (2646)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60151) - you deserved it (5933)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

#17459271
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33551) - you deserved it (4842)

On 08/13/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by NotSoAnon (man) - United States

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38521) - you deserved it (10976)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32872) - you deserved it (5392)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39049) - you deserved it (4778)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40311) - you deserved it (7607)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

#15320061
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30430) - you deserved it (13704)

On 03/15/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by nocakeforyou! -

Today, I was trying out for my school's athletics team. As I reached the finish line for the 100m sprint, there was so much momentum I couldn't stop. I ended up running into a wall. FML

#15273802
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28351) - you deserved it (7699)

On 03/11/2011 at 9:33am - misc - by uncoretard -

Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML

#14743566
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30148) - you deserved it (2987)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:26pm - health - by Damn.... (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36183) - you deserved it (3468)

On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

#13419509
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8155) - you deserved it (42717)

On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML

#13291298
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30915) - you deserved it (4235)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37979) - you deserved it (19786)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs carrying a huge TV. Don't worry, my body cushioned the TV's fall. FML

#10774629
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31966) - you deserved it (4718)

On 05/26/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by hatestomove - United States (Texas)



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