About jolenetschida : I'm eighteen. In college. An EMT student. Missionary.
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Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by hahagirl / 09/12/2012 at 1:40am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I was assigned to write a short story about what we imagine Earth to be like in 500 years, and daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it and read it aloud to the class. He asked for my inspiration, and I didn't have the heart to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML
by brianfantana32 / 09/12/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Iguana / 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
by ledentist / 09/11/2012 at 10:24pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
by tdudey123 / 09/11/2012 at 7:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was leaving the grocery store, I realized my ignition key was missing from my pocket. After searching the car and retracing my steps, I walked all the way home. Later, when we went to retrieve the car, the key was sitting in plain sight on the passenger seat. FML
by stadams1024 / 09/11/2012 at 4:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by kyla / 04/24/2011 at 1:56am / United States (California) / Money
- Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and… Today, I was running late to work and noticed that my car keys weren't in the right spot. I quickly… Today, my girlfriend casually told me that she used to drink milk from her mother till she was in…