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jokerijuusto
  • Town/Country : Asse, Belgium
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 January 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jokerijuusto : recently got that big boot up my ass and got kicked outta school,, now im starting as a butcher in a local butchery as a "leercontracter" ,, spend all my money on pot and am currently saving up for a 1.5m double chamber bong

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (199099) - you deserved it (58811)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (199099) - you deserved it (58811)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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