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Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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On 10/02/2012 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anna - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML

Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML

#20070089
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On 09/13/2012 at 10:31am - kids - by PissOffPottermore (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

#20069857
178 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

#20068529
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On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

#20037909
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On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking up some stairs and heard a noise as if someone was following me. The faster I went, the louder the noise got. I was too scared to realize that it was just my thighs causing my jeans to chafe. FML

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On 08/12/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by FlorenceD - United States (Texas)

Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: +1. About an hour later I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: -200. FML

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On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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On 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm - misc - by :$ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

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135 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
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On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML

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129 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 12:30pm - misc - by skrillexblewme - United States

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

#19997037
124 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up naked, duck taped to the wall with no memory of last night. FML

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157 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 1:49am - misc - by tapeissticky591 - Canada (Alberta)



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