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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 471
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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