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Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49620) - you deserved it (30035)

On 07/06/2009 at 6:51am - love - by dumpedovergame (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58437) - you deserved it (3458)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:43pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

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On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)



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