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by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 6:06am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
by electricpuddle / 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm / Animals
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
by Anon / 03/10/2011 at 10:08am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly, but they were inside the building, which could only be gotten to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside, in front of a crowd of onlookers. FML
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 10:08am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
by terrible kenny / 01/30/2011 at 4:24am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a text message from my wife who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends: "Have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you tomorrow morning." His? FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm / United Kingdom (York) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
by dickwebs / 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm / Germany / Animals
by Cantbreath94 / 11/13/2010 at 1:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2010 at 9:00am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Pr unlucky / 10/02/2010 at 4:07am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by Me / 09/10/2010 at 1:30am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by misTreated / 05/30/2010 at 12:01am / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went to investigate, only to find a man… Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I… Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was…