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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 November 1988 (25 years)
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Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46848) - you deserved it (4843)

On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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112 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by ldn (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast". That is not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

#20072637
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22075) - you deserved it (2194)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:07am - health - by Leashaness (woman) - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

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491 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I discovered that when my parents offered to help me pay for college, what they really meant is they would get the forms for me to apply for student loans. FML

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On 03/17/2010 at 3:03pm - money - by thanxguys (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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