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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 June 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 380
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About johnjon : I'm the type of person who does not get caught up in everyday life. I'm the type of person who is optimistic about the future. I don't need some television station or some political institution to tell me what to think or how to act or how to vote. I'm the rare exception that does not need your attention. That may make me a little crazy, but in that craziness I see genius. History has shown that only crazy people can change the world because they're the only ones who do. That's the person I want to be. I like to help others as it produces the most rewarding feeling. I believe in peace. Peace is not the absence of conflict. It is the ability to handle conflict through peaceful means. I see this planet as a single organism and an organism at war with itself is doomed.

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Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

#2854895
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49285) - you deserved it (4318)

On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

#2850957
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67228) - you deserved it (4372)

On 06/13/2009 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
872 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58561) - you deserved it (621900)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

#448904
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30709) - you deserved it (136616)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

#319539
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18260) - you deserved it (188856)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

#316205
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20932) - you deserved it (183487)

On 03/14/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by like - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML

#280211
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33123) - you deserved it (96552)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my physics teacher asked who had implants. I raised my hand. Then he asked me to show him the implants. Shocked at his request I called him a perv. I later discovered he meant dental implants as he was teaching x rays not breast implants. FML

#232961
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12579) - you deserved it (111075)

On 03/07/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by Noname - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27376) - you deserved it (95080)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

#53082
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9907) - you deserved it (69051)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:23pm - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32664) - you deserved it (438502)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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