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Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML

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On 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm - misc - by skid kid (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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