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  • Town/Country : Bend, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 October 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 231
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About johannah1031 : From Bend, OR. Full time promotional products sales consultant / part time graphic designer in training, full time student and full time mommy and girlfriend to an amazing family.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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