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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 October 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 213
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About johannah1031 : From Bend, OR. Full time promotional products sales consultant / part time graphic designer in training, full time student and full time mommy and girlfriend to an amazing family.

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