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Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (52009) - you deserved it (15388)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML


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