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joemiller
  • Town/Country : U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 August 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 69
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48001) - you deserved it (9889)

On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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On 02/27/2013 at 8:49am - misc - by anony (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43316) - you deserved it (7596)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)



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