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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 191
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About joedirtxtc : I'm a badass plain and simple. I don't comment much but when I do they are not funny. FYL.

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Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML


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