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joebobdot44
  • Town/Country : LeClaire, America
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About joebobdot44 : I enjoy reading about other peoples' misfortunes :)

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Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

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103 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML

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50 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

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On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

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On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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97 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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On 11/22/2010 at 10:25am - misc - by americanized (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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On 11/20/2010 at 9:00am - animals - by serveandprotectyeahright - United States (New York)



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