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Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22192) - you deserved it (3089)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19703) - you deserved it (1194)

On 03/01/2012 at 7:47pm - work - by craigtm029429 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my father decided that since he's paying for my flat, he will use it twice a week to have it off with his girlfriend while I'm away. My parents are still together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14758) - you deserved it (1348)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:54am - intimacy - by franzbiel (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)



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