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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55390) - you deserved it (9853)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30573) - you deserved it (7995)

On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States



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