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About jmrtheman : If you have any questions just ask. I do like long walks on the beach, and kissing under the moon li... Nvm wrong site :/
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question". Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML