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jmrtheman
  • Town/Country : Fredericksburg , usa
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question". Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

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