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Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38506) - you deserved it (4003)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5844) - you deserved it (41601)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by superdriver - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I told my father I registered for the Marines, and that I'm leaving for bootcamp next week. He asked if this means that he doesn't have to pay child support anymore. FML

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On 08/09/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by Widowmaker - Sent from mobile version



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